February 2011
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
January 2011
When parents ask you ...
hekilledmewithagun:
“Hey, did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
Trying to dance at a party:
meet1direction:
Expectations:
Reality:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
innit-though:
stimulateyoursenses:
...
When people say they don't listen to music.
There are people that don’t listen to music?
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
itzellovato:
shesadisaster:
